So our dogs flushed out and got into a fight with El Chupacabra on Monday, and we were finally able to shoot it after it nipped one of our cows:
Actually a coyote with mange, driven to this point by illness. We did have an actual cattle mutilation a little over ten years ago though, and I know I have seen black helicopters...
El Chupacabra
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Re: El Chupacabra
Google zombie raccoons and count your blessings.
Re: El Chupacabra
Decapitate and burn it's corpse in a fire made at the center of your land. Mount the head on a pike facing east at the most western point of your land. You should have no more problems with these demons.
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Well, I would, but there is a a fire ban in effect, which obviously takes precedence over any such supernatural concerns.
In point of fact it is actually in a plastic tub covered in hydrated lime waiting to be buried once the mange mites die. Thankfully none of my dogs caught it.
In point of fact it is actually in a plastic tub covered in hydrated lime waiting to be buried once the mange mites die. Thankfully none of my dogs caught it.
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LOL When u bury it make sure it’s in an old Indian burial ground. It’ll come back good as new.
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You mean this?
Already shot and bagged about four of them.
Already shot and bagged about four of them.